because getting in is the hardest part


The views expressed here are my own and not associated with the AAMC or any other medical organization.



Nothing makes you look more suspicious than randomly laughing while doing science, because you know who else randomly laughs while doing science? Supervillians.


Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

*friend surprises you with coffee*

thanks a latte!